Why is your hand like a hardware store?
What headlines does a woman hate to see?
Why are your eyes like friends separated by the ocean?
Why aren't short people as lazy as tall people?
Why is a very amusing man like a bad shot?
Why are blind persons compassionate?
When did the blind man suddenly see?
How would a greedy person punctuate "I saw a ten-dollar bill on the sidewalk?"
Why are some women very much like tea-kettles?
Why is a dirty boy like flannel?
What fur did Adam and Eve wear?
Why was Adam a famous runner?
How is a good resolution like a baby crying at the movies?
What is the correct height for people to stand?
When is a very angry man like a clock fifty minutes pass twelve?