概率意识引发的笑话
一天真意和一位数学很6的朋友安东聊天。
真意：“话说，上次咱们野外探险时，你竟然在担心被雷劈中，有必要吗？”
安东：“那是，虽然在科学上每个人被雷劈中的概率很低，但是还是有几率的。”
真意：“你都知道低了，那还担心什么？”
安东：“因为呀，如果每人每一天被劈中的概率都是p，即使p很小，但还是在每天都有可能的。所以一生会被雷劈中的概率会大好多倍。”
真意：“额，我知道这是对的，但我不担心，反正我觉得我这辈子被劈到的概率很小。”
安东听完真意这句话，想了想，突然笑起来。你猜安东最可能意识到了什么？
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（注:为了增加趣味性和难度，此题使用英文）
Lienka Drinks Water（雷恩卡喝水）
Lienka Drinks Water（雷恩卡喝水）
Long time ago，there was a little crow named Lienka was thirsty. He flew here and there for water to drink. Soon he found a clear glass bottle with a little more than half of water in it. But the mouth（瓶口） is too small, the neck is too long,little Lienka can't reach the water.
But that didn't bother clever Lienka, who immediately thought: pebbles!（小石子）Yes, l can raise the water with pebbles! But where are the pebbles? He flew here and there,and at last found a pebble by the brook. So he happily picked up one, flew back, threw it into the bottle, and sure enough the water rose a little!
Nothing was too hard for smart little Lienka. He kept looking for and throwing pebbles.Finally, he will soon be able to drink water! He happily prepared to fetch（取、拿） the last pebble.
At this time,Janech（简橙）, a golden retriever（金毛犬） who had been watching in the dark, emerged（出现） from the grass.
He said something to Lienka, and the little Lienka immediately died of anger.
Question: What did Janech say?
A、Thirsty……l want to drink all the water.
B、You have missed the vital dinner time!
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