概率意識引發的笑話
一天真意和一位數學很6的朋友安東聊天。
真意：「話說，上次咱們野外探險時，你竟然在擔心被雷劈中，有必要嗎？」
安東：「那是，雖然在科學上每個人被雷劈中的概率很低，但是還是有幾率的。」
真意：「你都知道低了，那還擔心什麼？」
安東：「因為呀，如果每人每一天被劈中的概率都是p，即使p很小，但還是在每天都有可能的。所以一生會被雷劈中的概率會大好多倍。」
真意：「額，我知道這是對的，但我不擔心，反正我覺得我這輩子被劈到的概率很小。」
安東聽完真意這句話，想了想，突然笑起來。你猜安東最可能意識到了什麼？
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（注:為了增加趣味性和難度，此題使用英文）
Lienka Drinks Water（雷恩卡喝水）
Lienka Drinks Water（雷恩卡喝水）
Long time ago，there was a little crow named Lienka was thirsty. He flew here and there for water to drink. Soon he found a clear glass bottle with a little more than half of water in it. But the mouth（瓶口） is too small, the neck is too long,little Lienka can't reach the water.
But that didn't bother clever Lienka, who immediately thought: pebbles!（小石子）Yes, l can raise the water with pebbles! But where are the pebbles? He flew here and there,and at last found a pebble by the brook. So he happily picked up one, flew back, threw it into the bottle, and sure enough the water rose a little!
Nothing was too hard for smart little Lienka. He kept looking for and throwing pebbles.Finally, he will soon be able to drink water! He happily prepared to fetch（取、拿） the last pebble.
At this time,Janech（簡橙）, a golden retriever（金毛犬） who had been watching in the dark, emerged（出現） from the grass.
He said something to Lienka, and the little Lienka immediately died of anger.
Question: What did Janech say?
A、Thirsty……l want to drink all the water.
B、You have missed the vital dinner time!
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