Why is an eye like a man being flogged?
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
A man at a bar felt so poor when he saw a rich man take 50 dollars out of his pocket to tip the waiter .then he said to the rich man ,"please order a song ,i can sing all the songs . "the rich man laughed and said ,''i bet you all the money in my pocket that you can't sing a song with my daughter's name in it,Sarah Lee Greyson."in the end ,the poor man won the money .what song did he sing ?
When may a man be said to have breakfast before he gets up?當什麼時候一個人會在他起床之前說他已經吃過早餐了?
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