1.This dog is reallylong enough.
Once there was ablind.
One day when hewas walking,he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping.
The dog barked fora while.
The blind man wenton for miles, this time he stepped the otherdog's tail, so this dogbarked.
The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.
2. I am adentist
While eating in arestaurant,I reprimanded my four-year old son for speaking with his mouth full.
"Mump umnKmpfhm," was all I heard.
"Drew,"I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.
"He says hewants some ketchup," my husband said calmly .
A woman sittingnearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world
did you understandhim?"
"I'm adentist," my husband explained.“
3. Nestand Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed byone of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside theclassroom.
“What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird,ma' am, only thenest,"replied the child. "Then, can you give us a description of thenest? " my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair."
4. AbrahamLincoln had his birthday.
Teacher: Whatgreat event happened in 1809?
Little Willy:Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: Correct.And what great event happened in 1812?
Little Willy:Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.
Dentist:I'm sorry,madam,but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother:Twenty-five dollars!But I thought you only charged five dollars for anextraction.
Dentist:I usually do. But your son yelled so loud,he scared four other patients out of the office.