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英语短笑话(八)

2019-08-14 21:15:38

1.This dog is reallylong enough.

Once there was ablind.

One day when hewas walking,he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping.

The dog barked fora while.

The blind man wenton for miles, this time he stepped the otherdog's tail, so this dogbarked.

The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he  said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.

这只狗可真够长的

从前有个瞎子。

一天,他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋.

狗汪汪汪地叫了一阵。

这人又往前走,这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴,狗又汪汪汪地叫起来。

瞎子以为还是那条狗,惊诧地说:奇怪,这只狗可真够长的。



2. I am adentist

While eating in arestaurant,I reprimanded my four-year old son for speaking with his mouth full.

"Mump umnKmpfhm," was all I heard. 

"Drew,"I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.

"He says hewants some ketchup," my husband said calmly .

A woman sittingnearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world

did you understandhim?"

"I'm adentist," my husband explained.“

我是牙医。

在饭店吃饭的时候,我申斥我4岁的儿子,因为他满嘴食物在说话。

“喔、呢”,我听到的就是这些。

“祖,”我责备道,“没人明白你在说什么。”

“他说他要一些番茄酱,”我丈夫平静地说。

坐在旁边的一位妇女靠过来问道:“你究竟如何明白他的话的呢?”

“我是牙医”我丈夫解释道。



3. Nestand Hair

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed byone of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside theclassroom.

“What kind of bird?" my sister asked.

"I didn't see the bird,ma' am, only thenest,"replied the child. "Then, can you give us a description of thenest? " my sister encouraged her .

"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair."

鸟窝与头发

我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。

“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她。

“我没看到鸟儿,老师,只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。

“那么,你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道。

“哦,老师,就像你的头发一样。”



4. AbrahamLincoln had his birthday.

Teacher: Whatgreat event happened in 1809?

Little Willy:Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher: Correct.And what great event happened in 1812?

Little Willy:Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

老师:1809年发生了什么重大事件?

小威利:亚伯拉罕-林肯诞生。

老师:正确。那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢?

小威利:亚伯拉罕-林肯过他的三周岁生日。


   

5.High Cost

Dentist:I'm sorry,madam,but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

Mother:Twenty-five dollars!But I thought you only charged five dollars for anextraction.

Dentist:I usually do. But your son yelled so loud,he scared four other patients out of the office.

牙科医生:对不起,夫人,为给您的儿子拔牙,我得受二十五美元。

母亲:二十五美元!可我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?

牙科医生:是的。但是您的儿子这么大声地叫唤,他都吓跑四位病人了。


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