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英语短笑话(七)

2019-08-11 21:35:22

1. Becauseit's too dark to see.

Mother: I left twopieces of cake in the cupboard this morning,

Johnny, and now there is only onepiece left. Can you explain that?

Johnny: Well, Isuppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.

因为里面太黑没看到

妈妈:约翰尼,我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。现在就剩下一块了。你能解释一下吗?

约翰尼:嗯,我想是因为里面太黑我没看到另外那块。



2. Isthere anything cheaper?

A shoplifter was caught red handed trying to steal a watch from  a jewelry store.

"Listen,"said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.What do you say Ijust buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

The manager agreedand wrote up the sales slip.

The crook lookedat the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended tospend."

还有没有便宜一点儿东西

一个小偷在一家珠宝店企图偷走一只手表的时候被当场擒获。

“听着,”小偷说,“我知道你们也不想惹麻烦。我把这只表买下,然后我们就当什么也没发生,你看怎样?”

经理表示同意,然后列了一张售货单。

小偷看着单子说道:“这比我最初的预算稍稍高了一点,你们还有没有便宜一点儿东西。”



3. Answerthe first question and go home first.

One day afterschool the teacher said to his students,“Tomorrow morning,if any one of you can answer my first question. I'l permit him or her to go home earlier.”

The next day,whenthe teacher came into the classroom,he found the blackboard daubed.

He was very angryand asked,“Who did it?Please stand up! ”

“It' s me,”said Bob,

“Now,I can go home,Good-bye,Sir! ”

回答第一个问题最先回家

一天,放学以后,老师对他的学生们说:“明天上午,如果你们当中的任何一个同学能回答我的第一个问题,我就准许他或她最先回家。”

第二天,老师走进教室时发现黑板已被乱涂

他非常生气地问:“谁涂的? 请站起来。”

鲍勃说:“先生,是我”

“现在我可以回家了,再见。”


4. Exceptfor music, they are all very good.

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the

glories of classical music,so shearranged an outing to an afternoon concert.

To make theoccasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs andices.

Just as the partywas getting back into their coach, she said

to little Sally, "Have youenjoyed yourself today?"

"Oh, yes,miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely.All except the music, thatis."

除了音乐其它都很好

一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐,就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。

为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象,她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。

在大家回来上汽车的时候,她问小萨莉:“你今天玩得好吗?”

“噢,好极了,小姐,” 萨莉说,“除了音乐其它都很好。”



5. My Sister's Fingers

Teacher: Kevin,why are you late this time?

Kevin: Please sir,I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

Teacher: I don'tsee any bandages.

Kevin: Oh, theyweren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail

我妹妹的手指头

老师:凯温,这次你怎么又迟到了?

凯温:对不起,老师,我在家钉钉子,砸坏了两个手指头。

老师:怎么没有扎绷带呀?

凯温:噢,砸的不是我的手指头,我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。


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