1. Becauseit's too dark to see.
Mother: I left twopieces of cake in the cupboard this morning,
Johnny, and now there is only onepiece left. Can you explain that?
Johnny: Well, Isuppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.
2. Isthere anything cheaper?
A shoplifter was caught red handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store.
"Listen,"said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.What do you say Ijust buy the watch, and we forget about this?"
The manager agreedand wrote up the sales slip.
The crook lookedat the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended tospend."
3. Answerthe first question and go home first.
One day afterschool the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning,if any one of you can answer my first question. I'l permit him or her to go home earlier.”
The next day，whenthe teacher came into the classroom,he found the blackboard daubed.
He was very angryand asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ”
“It' s me，”said Bob，
“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”
4. Exceptfor music, they are all very good.
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the
glories of classical music,so shearranged an outing to an afternoon concert.
To make theoccasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs andices.
Just as the partywas getting back into their coach, she said
to little Sally, "Have youenjoyed yourself today?"
"Oh, yes,miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely.All except the music, thatis."
5. My Sister's Fingers
Teacher: Kevin,why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir,I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don'tsee any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, theyweren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail